grizzled dead-inside hired assassin but he never falls for the femme fatale he only falls for the Completely Awkward Guy At The Computer and it’s really frustrating for him
sorry had to revise this from secret agent to assassin; I want no connotations of suaveness. i want a functioning alcoholic who hasn’t shaved in days bleeding (“am I bleeding? jesus fu—”) from a torso wound, passing out, gun in hand, and waking up to Guy At The Computer making a functioning nuclear reactor in Minecraft. He looks up groaning and is just like “bad news: i’m still alive worse news: i’m deeply attracted to this….person” nerd swivels around in an ergonomic chair “oh you’re awake!” takes off his headset and he’s wearing a loss t-shirt
i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide
